I'm pretty sure that at every Easter dinner in the country, there was someone who snuck into the kitchen and started eating chunks of the ham before dinner. That's as much of an Easter tradition as dying eggs, or finally getting to wear pastels.
--And at one dinner, that almost ended HORRIBLY.
--On Easter, 49-year-old Daniel Crean of Palmetto, Florida was hosting some friends and family for Easter dinner. One of his friends was 48-year-old George Peak.
--Before dinner, George snuck into the kitchen and started yanking handfuls of meat off the ham for a snack. Daniel told him to stop pre-eating the ham. And George responded by . . . grabbing a STEAK KNIFE and threatening to STAB Daniel.
--Daniel took off . . . and called the cops. George was arrested for felony aggravated assault. He was also charged with battery on a law enforcement officer after he SPAT at the cop who was arresting him.
(The Smoking Gun)