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Gino's Neighborhood Errrrday

Having a little too much fun at the game!


On Saturday, EVERYONE at two bars called El Jinete and Friends Sports Grill in Dacula, Georgia was focused on the Georgia-Alabama college football game, to decide who'd play for the national championship.

 

 

--Except for a 46-year-old woman named Jana Lawrence. She was mostly focused on RUBBING CROTCHES.

 

 

--Apparently, during the game, Jana was extraordinarily drunk and GRABBY. She groped men's junk AND women's junk around the bar . . . all with her pants slipping lower and lower. She also apparently licked a guy.

 

 

--That doesn't sound necessarily like a bad thing . . . a huge football game AND some free genital stimulation . . . but Jana looks like she's had a ROUGH 46 years. If she'd been HOT, people probably would've let this slide. But sadly, that wasn't the case.

 

 

--So the cops eventually came and arrested her for sexual battery, simple battery, public indecency, and public drunkenness.

 

 

--At the jail, a female deputy told Jana she was going to search her . . . and Jana asked the deputy if she wanted a girlfriend.

 

 

(Dacula Patch / Deadspin)