Hey Beyonce, where's the BABY FAT!!!???

If you weren't one of the conspiracy theorists who thought BEYONCE was faking her pregnancy, then you might jump on the bandwagon now. BeyBey had her baby BLU about 5 minutes ago and already looks like she did pre-collapsable-stomach. If she WAS really pregnant and looks like this already I'm going to step away from this computer and jump off the Harbor Bridge.