TOP FIVE SIGNS THINGS DIDN'T GO WELL WITH YOUR VALENTINE

TOP FIVE SIGNS THINGS DIDN'T GO WELL WITH YOUR VALENTINE

1. The new suitcase she gave you as a gift... already packed.
2. She gave you the new bowling ball you wanted... but from the second floor
3. During dinner last night, you found yourself asking, "What's that arsenic smell?"
4. That marriage counseling Groupon she gave you
5. That beautiful bouquet of flowers... someone else sent her.