TIMES YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL LIE TO YOU

It would be nice if your girlfriend told the truth all the time and you always knew where you stood with her.

Well, good luck with that.

If your girlfriend is talking to you, she's probably lying -- especially in these situations:

• When You Ask Her What She Thinks of Your Mom -- She's going to pretend to like your mom, no matter what.

• When She Opens Her Birthday Gift -- You probably screwed it up and got her something she hates. But, you'll never know it.

• When You Ask Her If An Ugly Girl is Pretty -- Women's brains are wired to never give you an honest answer about another woman's attractiveness. The whole goal, from their point of view, is to keep you off-balance.

•  When You Blow Her Off to Hang Out With the Guys -- She might smile and pretend to be OK with it, but she never is. Ever.