HOW TO TICK HER OFF

Guys are always doing little things that tick off their girlfriends. These are the little annoyances that they can get away with because in her head, they're not big enough to justify breaking up.

Here are some ways to tick off your girlfriend without losing her for good:

• Do the little things that you know she hates about you, like leaving the toilet seat up or drinking directly from the milk carton.
• Ignore her conversation by watching something stupid on TV.
• Flirt with her sworn enemy.
• Break plans with her to hang out with your friends.
• Work all the wild times you used to have into every conversation.
• Comment about a hot girl who looks the exact opposite of your girlfriend.
• Tell her you're too tired for sex.
•   Casually bring up your ex-girlfriend